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fool 'miff to want tc

plained. I

twist a lion's tall, and you may be fool

'nuff to want to poke one in the eye,

and so my advice is—don't." t

Bow They Love Each Other.

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iff

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that an evening parer said

"Did you

that I had created the part?"

"That was referring to your complexion,

dear."

A Budget of l>e Haiti on*.

Dude—Another name for a tailor's

goose.

Diary—A continued story that ends

before it's finished.

Hyphen—The

for breaking your word.

Nothing—A thing that isn't a thing

because it's no-thing.

Dollars—Stamped coins made to rep

resent .financial circles.

Bachelor—A bird of 'freedom that

some of the caged ones envy.

Drill—A borft^-especially to the of

ficer who trains raw recruits.

plausible excuse

Cigarette—A rank concoction with a

end and nothing

the

light on

other.

Scruple—One-third of a drachm, al

take a dram without

though some

any scruples.

of the Boudoir.

Tales

"I didn't want to keep you waiting.

Mr. Westend, so I came down just as 1

was," said Miss Darlington, sweetly, as

she entered the parlor.

"Oh, what a whopper!" exclaimed

her small brother. "You know you on

ly had on"—

And then Tommy was violently hus

tled out of the room.

HI* Philosophy.

"And so, Pat, you think Dennis had

the wrong side of the argument? Bui

what reason have you to be so sure ol

this?"

"Faith, he hadn't another worrud to

say after 01 hit him wid me firs)

brick."

Fools.

We hear of people every day

Who overstep the rules.

And, by their doings, show that they

are various kinds of fools.

The woman In flesh colored tights

How to cite this articleCómo citar este artículo

The Wilmington daily Republican. (1898). Wilmington, Del., 1898-06-21. Haiti in the American Press. Library of Congress, Chronicling America: https://www.loc.gov/resource/sn88053055/1898-06-21/ed-1/?sp=3

ReferencesReferencias

Library of Congress, Chronicling America: The Wilmington daily Republican, 1898-06-21.