Wausau pilot

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the occasion. 1 got the Idea from an

old physician In Mexico.”—New York

Press.

5(o Come Back.

Some of the West Indian Islanders

have learned that when a foreigner

misbehaves on their shores It la better

to suffer in silence than to mete out

punishment at the risk of a descend

ing gunboat from the miscreant's na

tive land. A Judge In Haiti, however,

recently took occasion to pay off old

scores and to redeem his self respect

in the ca9e of an offender brought be

fore him.

To his first question as to the na

tionality of the arcnsed the Interpre

ter had answered that the prisoner

was from Switzerland.

“Switzerland:" said the Judge. “And

Switzerland has no seacoast, has it?*’

“No seacoast, your honor," replied

the Interpreter.

“And no navy,” continued the Judge.

“And no navy, your honor,” was the

reply.

“Very well, then," said the judge,

“give him one year at hard labor.”—

Brooklyn Life.

An Ambition.

“Why are you so ambitions to have

all the railways in existence under

your management?"

“I want to be In a position,” answer

ed Mr. Dustin Stax, "where I can have

my transportation In my pocket, no

matter what part of the world I may

strike. I don’t want to be obliged to

stand in line to swalt the leisure of s

nerTona and overworked ticket seller.”

—Washington Star.

Yalae ot Hm.or.

The man who becomes a humorist Is

the man who contrives to retain a cer

tain childlike zest and freshnews of

mind side by side with a large and ten

der tolerance.—Combill Magazine.

The Coop.

“This flat ia a mere coop.”

“Yen, John,” said his wife sweetly,

How to cite this articleCómo citar este artículo

Wausau pilot. (1908). Wausau, Wis., 1908-04-21. Haiti in the American Press. Library of Congress, Chronicling America: https://www.loc.gov/resource/sn85040749/1908-04-21/ed-1/?sp=3

ReferencesReferencias

Library of Congress, Chronicling America: Wausau pilot, 1908-04-21.